The Cubs Suck

IS LOU PINIELLA TAKING STUPID PILLS!!?? THESE MOVES HE’S MAKING ARE AKIN TO DUSTY’S!!! IZTURIS SUCKS! FLOYD SUCKS! CEDENO SUCKS!! JONES SUCKS!! THEY’RE ALL AUTOMATIC OUTS!! I WANT TO SEE MORE OF TheRiot AND LESS CEDENO/IZTURIS!! MORE MURTON AND PIE!! LESS FLOYD AND JONES!!

WADE MILLER ALSO SUCKS!! IS HE THE NEW GLENDON RUSCH!!?? HE SUCKS!! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!

EVER HEARD OF CUTTING SOMEONE, JIMMY BOY!!?? WHY DON’T YOU DO IT!! AND YOU LOU, DERREK LEE IS NOT HITTING RIGHT NOW!! ARAMIS IS!! MOVE LEE DOWN IN THE ORDER!! MOVE ARAMIS UP!!

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THE CUBS ARE PISSING ME OFF BEYOND MY IMAGINATION!!