Rex Grossman and the U.S. government: A perfect match

With the recent news of Fidel Castro stepping down, I was doing some thinking about what the first attempt at Operation Abajo Raul should be, and with the news of Rex Grossman being brought back by the Bears, I figured it out. The U.S. government should use Grossman. It’s sure to work, unlike Operation Abajo Fidel which failed miserably 638 times despite Dick Chaney being a weapon of ass destruction. Since Grossman is an expert at committing overthrows, he is sure to succeed in his attempts to overthrow the Cuban government. No word yet if he’ll be able to avoid a sack while doing this.