Beckham comes to ESPN on July 21. We don't care

Memo to ESPN: We don’t give a fuck about Beckham. So what if he’s coming to ESPN on July 21? Look at your front page polls. 55% of the people don’t give a shit. Is it really a surprise? People here don’t care for soccer to begin with. What makes you think we’ll watch if Beckham comes? All the ESPN broadcasters are stupid and don’t know anything about soccer. The only one who knows anything is that dorky looking British guy with the annoying accent. Soccer is only good to watch in Spanish, where the broadcasters don’t piss you off, and they actually entertain. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

As Jim Rome said, “Soccer is not a sport, it’s a reason to riot.” We don’t care, ESPN