No smoking gun here, only a smoking nanny

To attend or not to attend? That is the critical question regarding a party at Jose Canseco’s Miami house in June of 1998. Clemens said he wasn’t there, but McNamee says he was, saying he clearly recalls Clemens, his wife, nanny and children at Canseco’s party, and said he remembers the nanny wearing a peach bikini and board shorts. Reports have surfaced that a man has a photo that shows Clemens was at the party, which would contradict Clemens’ statement that he wasn’t there.

Looks like the Rocket is going to be grounded for a while. In the words of Nelson Muntz: HA! HA!