Ozzie Guillen is Hopeless

“I’m not rooting for the Cubs because I’m a White Sox fan. I hope they don’t win.”

I opened my Sun-Times this morning, and read that from the Blizzard of Oz. Will he ever learn? After reading that, I’ve given up all hope. He continues to pick fights. Calls Magglio Ordonez a Venezuelan Motherfucker, calls Mariotti a piece of shit and a fucking fag, orders his pitchers to bean players, he trashes the Cubs when his team is in last place, he does it all. He does nothing to change the perception that the entire White Sox organization is nothing but anti-Cubs. He continues to show he is a loser. Fuck you for all eternity, Ozzie

Last place!!!???

I was looking at the standings on MLB.com today, I noticed the White Sox are tied for last place in the AL Central with the Royals. My, what a fall they have taken. Winning the World Series 20 months ago to thinking they were king of the world and could do whatever they want to now being in last place. This is by far worse than the fall the 1998 Marlins took after winning the World Series in 1997.

Being the most classless organization ever, the White Sox are getting what they deserve. They employ a constipated hick as their play-by-play man. They have an owner who thinks he is so great because he and the dick of a commish Bud Selig are butt buddies. They apply stupid financial principles to anyone they want to sign. They have a GM who makes any trade he can. They have a manager who thinks he is an automatic success and has a free ride to do whatever the hell he wants because he won a World Series. The entire vocabulary of their rude, dumb, obnoxious, field-jumping, umpire-attacking fan base is Cubs Suck. When things go wrong, they blame everyone but themselves. Their favorite culprits are Jay Mariotti, Scott Boras, the Cubs, and the umpires.

They hate Jay Mariotti because he writes negative about the organization. Boo-hoo, he rips you. Get your eyes checked, White Sox. Jay doesn’t rip everyone, he doesn’t just speak the truth, he blasts the truth. Speaking the truth does not make you great. Blasting the truth makes you great. Ever notice you’re the only team that has issues with him? All the owners in this town are dicks, Riensdorf, McCaskey, Tribune, Dollar Bill, they all suck. Jay Mariotti does not have an axe to grind with you losers, you losers think you have an axe to grind with him. Guess what: Mariotti will be in business for a long time, and when he hacks off, there will be people to take his place and continue making hay. I don’t think someone who is successful like Mariotti is a piece of shit and a fucking fag.

They don’t like Scott Boras because he is a hard negotiator. They hate him so much that they refuse to draft any player he represents, they refuse to sign anyone he represents, and because the best 3rd baseman they had since Robin Ventura is represented by Mr. Boras, once he is a free agent following the 2008 season, he will be gone, if he isn’t traded before then. This is part of the dumb financial principles they apply. And the reason is because they have an axe to grind with him, apparently because of how he treated Kenny Williams during the A-Rod derby. More on this to come.

Ozzie really is the umpires bitch. And he should be. The umpires should have it in for the Venezuelan Motherfucking fag. You don’t go around telling the press that an umpire is a lair and that he has a vendetta against your team. (See Hunter Wendelstedt).

They always go around blaming the Cubs because it’s all they can do. Cubs Suck is the entire vocabulary of their shit fans. White Sox fans are not real fans. They just hate the Cubs and need a team to root for. Remember those old Us vs. Them ads from marketing?? Yup, those were taking shots at the Cubs. How about Ozzie, saying he had to park his car at McDonald’s for a Cubs-Sox game at Wrigley? Or how about him saying Wrigley is not a ballpark, it’s a museum? Or how about when they blamed the Cubs last winter for spending $300 million on free agents and driving up the price for everyone? Why did they do it? Because they have nothing better to do. They are more focused on seeing the Cubs fail than their own team do good. For some un-explained reason, they think the Cubs are their enemy, and thus need this anti-Cubs agenda.

Now, on to the team: This team has a gazillion holes. Their farm system is shit, which explains why their scouting director was canned a couple months ago. The dumb principles they apply will only hurt this team. This team is going to need a Cubs-like spending splurge to return to contention right away. Otherwise, they’re going to have to endure a very long rebuilding process. In this market, all the White Sox will be able to get with the principles they apply is sub-standard crap. Sometimes you need to forget about principles and just pony up the dough and get the marquee players. It worked real good when re-signing Konerko and Buerhle, it’ll work good for other players too. Here’s to the White Sox sucking for all eternity, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

The White Sox continue to fuck up the course of history

I was cleaning out my email today, and I came across this article I sent a friend:

http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/467310,CST-SPT-greg13.article

That’s right. The White Sox could have drafted Barry Lamar Bonds. The all-time home run leader could have been their’s. Instead, they take this guy who never amounted to anything in baseball. Congrats to the White Sox on continually fucking up the course of history.

Why wordpress is better than blogger

A couple of years, I was running an anti-White Sox operation on blogger. I would have to check the blog regularly to see what people wrote on my blog. With this blog on wordpress, anytime someone writes something, I get an email. Even nicer, I can mark comments that I deem spam, as such. With Blogger, I would have to sit at my computer for a while, deleting the comments and dealing with pissing matches. I don’t have to deal with that here. Keep writing all the crap you want, it doesn’t matter to me.

Why do White Sox fans have no life??

I start this blog a while back to blast the truth on sports. A couple of years ago, I got booted from White Sox boards after they found out I am a Cubs fan. Every now and then, I visit White Sox boards to see what crap they say about me. I don’t care for what they say, but this time, they crossed the line. They found this blog. I’m not posting the link to the thread here, it’ll just give them free advertising, but do you idiotic fans really have no life, always talking crap about me??

32 runs!!??

In case you didn’t hear the news, the Minnesota Twins scored 32 runs in both their games against the White Sox today. Is this how bad the White Sox really are? Heck, even the Bears defense can do better than this. In the 2 games the ViQueens played against the Bears in 2006, they scored a total of 29 points. It’s amazing how pathetic the White Sox play has been. Kenny and Jerry decided they would not play along with the market, and instead stick to their dumb financial principals. Good luck, gang. In this market, all you’ll get is sub-standard crap. Here’s to the White Sox sucking for a long time!!! :cheers:

Billy Beane: Better GM than Kenny Williams

Some people think that Kenny Williams is a better GM than Billy Beane. I beg to differ. Beane is a genius. No one in baseball talked about On-Base % until Beane started using it to draft players. Billy Beane is the best GM in baseball today. He has lost several superstar players and Oakland is a perennial playoff team. What has KW done? NOTHING. Big deal he won the 2005 World Series. I’m still sticking by my story that the Sox got in b/c of Buerhle’s attempted murder of Pronk. The White Sox were a 1-and-done deal. Billy Beane’s time when Oakland wins a World Series will come. Heck, if he had a big budget, his use of Sabermetrics might have netted a World Series by now. Kenny Williams can’t keep leaning on the 2005 World Series title. Give it up. Beane is a better GM.

Since when is Buerhle better than Johan?

A couple of years ago, when I was reading White Sox message boards, I came across a bunch of posters who said that Buerhle, Garland, Contreras, and Garcia are better pitchers than Johan Santana. Really??

They may have won more games than Johan, but King Johan had more a better ERA than all of them. I fell out of my chair when I read those posts. Win-loss record is a useless stat. Any stat that is dependent on things you can’t control is a useless one. No one is better than Johan Santana, not even his fellow country-man Big Z, although he is also way better than that gang the Sox had in 2005. Johan Santana is the most dominant pitcher in MLB.

He and Big Z give Venezuela a deadly 1-2 punch in the rotation. Now if only Venezuela could get some guys to hit to match up with Team Dominicana’s Murderer’s Row lineup, they might win the 2009 WBC, even though Z and Johan can shut them down. Or maybe they ought to let Big Z hit. GO VENEZUELA!!

John Garland was a 1-year wonder

Jon Garland SUCKS!! He will never be an ace. He was just a1-year wonder, with a good 2005. He will be an okay pitcher, but never an ace. He only won 18 games last year b/c he got a lot of run support. Give Garland the 2005 offense the White Sox had, and he would have won only 10 games last year. Won-loss record is dependent on the run support you get.

White Sox fans, keep being idiots. Garland does not belong in the all-star game. The only reason he didn’t make the 2006 All-Star game is b/c Ozzie Guillen had to select players from other teams to fill the requirement that every team needs a rep. He is a dick, and he decided to stack the roster with his players. I mean, who the hell can say Thome and Konerko were doing better than Pronk last year? I hope just to stick it to the White Sox, Jim Leyland only selects one White Sox player, to fill the requirement that they have a rep.

And one last thing: Who the hell takes Garland over Carlos Zambrano, b/c Zambrano is “loco on the mound”?

The Chicago White Sox: Worst.organization.ever

White Sox fans are the worst fans in sports. They are Cubs fans multiplied by Yankees fans. Cubs fans are drunk and stupid. Yankees fans are rude and obnoxious. White Sox fans are drunk, stupid, rude, dumb, and obnoxious. “Cubs Suck” is the entire vocabulary of a White Sox fan.

When you go to a White Sox game, you go to talk crap about the Cubs and harass fans who are there to root for the other team. When you go to a Cubs game, you go to get drunk and check out the hot chicks.

You cannot hold an intelligent baseball discussion with a Sox fan. They will always manage to work the Cubs in. They are not even true fans. They just hate the Cubs. When you ask a White Sox fan who their favorite NL team is, they usually say whoever is playing the Cubs, or if they give a team, it’s the Cardinals. The whole love affair between White Sox and Cardinals fans is all centered around the transitive property of hating the Cubs.

The anti-Cubs agenda extends to the team as well. Remember the old us vs. them marketing campaign the Whiney Sux had? Or how about last year when A.J. Pierzynski said he would be rooting for the Tigers over the Cubs? Or all those shots Ozzie Guillen takes at the Cubs.

Speaking of Ozzie, the loud mouthed Venezuelan, he seems to go off on everyone. He seems to believe that winning a World Series entitles him to a free ride to do whatever the hell he wants. Calling Magglio Ordonez another Venezuelan Motherfucker. I got the rant, I will post it another note. Saying Carlos Lee went into 2nd base as if his wife was turning a double play. Ordering his pitchers to hit batters and telling the media he has ordered it.

His best one though, calling Jay Mariotti a piece of shit and a fucking fag, and then playing dumb afterwards. He knew dam well what a fag means in this country. The only reason the White Sox did not fire him is because they hate Mariotti too.

Who can forget the 1994 Players Strike?? Yup, Jerry Riensdorf, team owner caused it. How about the White Flag trade in 1997? That was to screw over Terry Bevington who was one of their better managers.

Or how about GM Kenny Williams?? Calling Frank Thomas an idiot and saying he won’t be missed around the White Sox? Who had the better season, Thomas or Thome?? Let me think about it for a second…. Oh yes, it was the Big Crank!!

Or how about TV man Hawk Harrelson? The man is horrible. Hawk sucks. His partner-in-crime “DJ” Darren Jackson sucks ass also. He refers to the hit-team as Hawk and DJ. Hawk sounds like a constipated southern hick. He too, takes shots at Mariotti. Mariotti is a great writer. He simply blasts the truth. Boo-hoo, he writes bad about the Sox organization.

The evidence is clear that the White Sox are the worst organization ever. And YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!