I was looking at the standings on MLB.com today, I noticed the White Sox are tied for last place in the AL Central with the Royals. My, what a fall they have taken. Winning the World Series 20 months ago to thinking they were king of the world and could do whatever they want to now being in last place. This is by far worse than the fall the 1998 Marlins took after winning the World Series in 1997.
Being the most classless organization ever, the White Sox are getting what they deserve. They employ a constipated hick as their play-by-play man. They have an owner who thinks he is so great because he and the dick of a commish Bud Selig are butt buddies. They apply stupid financial principles to anyone they want to sign. They have a GM who makes any trade he can. They have a manager who thinks he is an automatic success and has a free ride to do whatever the hell he wants because he won a World Series. The entire vocabulary of their rude, dumb, obnoxious, field-jumping, umpire-attacking fan base is Cubs Suck. When things go wrong, they blame everyone but themselves. Their favorite culprits are Jay Mariotti, Scott Boras, the Cubs, and the umpires.
They hate Jay Mariotti because he writes negative about the organization. Boo-hoo, he rips you. Get your eyes checked, White Sox. Jay doesn’t rip everyone, he doesn’t just speak the truth, he blasts the truth. Speaking the truth does not make you great. Blasting the truth makes you great. Ever notice you’re the only team that has issues with him? All the owners in this town are dicks, Riensdorf, McCaskey, Tribune, Dollar Bill, they all suck. Jay Mariotti does not have an axe to grind with you losers, you losers think you have an axe to grind with him. Guess what: Mariotti will be in business for a long time, and when he hacks off, there will be people to take his place and continue making hay. I don’t think someone who is successful like Mariotti is a piece of shit and a fucking fag.
They don’t like Scott Boras because he is a hard negotiator. They hate him so much that they refuse to draft any player he represents, they refuse to sign anyone he represents, and because the best 3rd baseman they had since Robin Ventura is represented by Mr. Boras, once he is a free agent following the 2008 season, he will be gone, if he isn’t traded before then. This is part of the dumb financial principles they apply. And the reason is because they have an axe to grind with him, apparently because of how he treated Kenny Williams during the A-Rod derby. More on this to come.
Ozzie really is the umpires bitch. And he should be. The umpires should have it in for the Venezuelan Motherfucking fag. You don’t go around telling the press that an umpire is a lair and that he has a vendetta against your team. (See Hunter Wendelstedt).
They always go around blaming the Cubs because it’s all they can do. Cubs Suck is the entire vocabulary of their shit fans. White Sox fans are not real fans. They just hate the Cubs and need a team to root for. Remember those old Us vs. Them ads from marketing?? Yup, those were taking shots at the Cubs. How about Ozzie, saying he had to park his car at McDonald’s for a Cubs-Sox game at Wrigley? Or how about him saying Wrigley is not a ballpark, it’s a museum? Or how about when they blamed the Cubs last winter for spending $300 million on free agents and driving up the price for everyone? Why did they do it? Because they have nothing better to do. They are more focused on seeing the Cubs fail than their own team do good. For some un-explained reason, they think the Cubs are their enemy, and thus need this anti-Cubs agenda.
Now, on to the team: This team has a gazillion holes. Their farm system is shit, which explains why their scouting director was canned a couple months ago. The dumb principles they apply will only hurt this team. This team is going to need a Cubs-like spending splurge to return to contention right away. Otherwise, they’re going to have to endure a very long rebuilding process. In this market, all the White Sox will be able to get with the principles they apply is sub-standard crap. Sometimes you need to forget about principles and just pony up the dough and get the marquee players. It worked real good when re-signing Konerko and Buerhle, it’ll work good for other players too. Here’s to the White Sox sucking for all eternity, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!