The Improved Mariotti » College Football http://theimprovedmariotti.com Just another WordPress site Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:49:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Hawkeye fans are stupid and obnoxious and I hate them http://theimprovedmariotti.com/jay-mariotti/hawkeye-fans-are-stupid-and-obnoxious-and-i-hate-them/ http://theimprovedmariotti.com/jay-mariotti/hawkeye-fans-are-stupid-and-obnoxious-and-i-hate-them/#comments Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:50:48 +0000 BuckeyeCub http://theimprovedmariotti.com/?p=72 Last Friday, I was at the Cubs game. I saw more Hawkeye fans than I saw Cubs fans at the game. Not knowing why, I asked someone what was up with all the Hawkeye gear. He told me that they were going to be playing the Northern Illinois Huskies at Soldier Field on Saturday. I thought to myself, ok. That’s just dumb wearing your Hawkeye gear at a Cubs game. First of all, you should never cross sports gear and wear something from one team at another event, unless you’re in Chicago and going to the enemy ballpark and want to mask the fact you’re fan of the other team in town. Secondly, why would you wear your gear the day before the game and get it dirty? It makes no sense.

On to the game now. The Hawkeye fans were crazy the entire game. Starting up their gay LET’S GO HAWKS chants the entire game. Luckily, I was sitting next to an OSU fan so we started up on O-S-U chant. Of course, the gay Hawkeye drowned us out. On the train all weekend, Hawkeye fans kept gloating about how great they are. Get a grip Hawkeye fans: You guys aren’t that great. Your schedule is a joke. You miss BOTH Michigan and Ohio State. Quit acting like your program is so great, because guess what: It isn’t.

You fans act like us Ohio State fans. I got news for you: We can act that way b/c we are better than you. We may have gotten a beating from Florida, but hey, at least we made it to the title game. I never knew how bad Hawkeye fans were.

]]> http://theimprovedmariotti.com/jay-mariotti/hawkeye-fans-are-stupid-and-obnoxious-and-i-hate-them/feed/ 0 Your daily SportsCenter lineup http://theimprovedmariotti.com/jay-mariotti/your-daily-sportscenter-lineup/ http://theimprovedmariotti.com/jay-mariotti/your-daily-sportscenter-lineup/#comments Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:16:24 +0000 BuckeyeCub http://theimprovedmariotti.com/?p=6 ESPN stands for East coaSt PuNks. The description on my idiot box of SportsCenter states the following: An Emmy-winning daily scrapbook of homers, slam dunks, and touchdowns. I think it’s more like this (in no particular order):

Baseball: Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Jeter, A-Rod, Papi, Manny, Beltran

Football: T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., Patriots, Brady, Belichick, G-Men, Tiki, Strahan, Jets, Pennington, Philly, McNabb, Vick, Big Ben, T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O. The ought to just play the dam the TO song

Basketball: Knicks, Sixers, Iverson, Shaq, Wade, Kobe, LeBron, Melo, Carter, Duncan, KG, state of the Knicks, T-Mac

College Basketball: Duke, UNC. Nothing else

College Football: Florida State, Thug U, Notre Dame, USC, Texas, SEC. They don’t even discuss Michigan-OSU. It’s only America’s # 1 rivalry

Why can’t they cover the Cubs, Bulls, Bears, and Buckeyes more??

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