Carlos Lee, Frank Thomas, and Magglio Ordonez

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG

Lee:
52 201 26 63 15 0 10 46 108 11 22 3 2 .342 .537 .313
Thomas:
51 172 18 38 7 0 7 21 66 33 34 0 0 .357 .384 .221
Ordonez:
51 193 44 68 26 0 12 48 130 26 24 0 0 .425 .674 .352

Not too bad for a guy who went into 2nd base like his wife was turning a double play, an idiot who won’t be missed, and a Venezuelan Motherfucker who is a piece of shit who fucked with the wrong people.

Compared to what they got in place of it:
Scott Podsednic: Being destroyed by Lisa Dergan

Darin Erstad:
47 182 21 48 8 0 2 21 62 13 23 7 2 .311 .341 .264
Jim Thome:
29 80 16 24 4 0 6 16 46 35 26 0 0 .509 .575 .300
Jermaine Dye:
47 180 23 43 9 0 10 28 82 15 41 1 1 .302 .456 .239

Bet they wish they still had that guy who went into 2B like his wife was turning a double play. I think they miss that idiot now. And what about that Venezuelan Motherfucker? Was Ozzie talking about himself in the 3rd person when he said that, b/c that’s what Ozzie seems to be.

What happened?

Is Ozzie Guillen coming to hate his own creation? He recently said if the Sox will be better without then go ahead and show him the pink slip, it doesn’t matter that he won the World Series 2 years ago. What happened to the Blizzard of Oz?? Just last year when he was calling Mariotti a piece of shit and a fucking fag, ordering his pitchers to hit batters, playing dumb about not knowing Chris Duncan was Dave Duncan’s son, and saying he wouldn’t take his sensitivity classes, this guy was acting like winning the World Series made him an automatic success and gave him a free ride to do whatever the hell he wanted.

What’s going on?? I think this club is showing it’s true colors. I stand by my story that the Sox only made the playoffs b/c Buerhle tried to kill Pronk in 2005. It was his first batter he hit all season long, and he hit him in the face. Admit it, it was intentional. If Buerhle does not hit Pronk, the Tribe have him, and they would have overtaken the division when the Sox were blowing all those games in September. Don’t be fooled, this is a team that sucks ass. They blow huge leads to the Royals of all teams. They are showing what they really are. A shitty team

Paxson puzzle almost complete

Following a 49-33 regular season and a playoff run that included sweeping the defending champion Miami Heat out of the first round and losing a tough six-game series to the Detroit Pistons in the second round, the Bulls look to make the next step and return to dominance.

A season which started with eight new players, a 3-9 start, “head-band gate” by Ben Wallace and P.J. Brown requesting a trade, ended as by far the best season the Bulls have had since the Jordan era ended nine years ago.

However, all season long, the Bulls were hindered by their inability to score inside. If John Paxson and Scott Skiles are to build this team to dominate, they’re going to need a big man who can score. Without an inside presence, they will be no match for the powerhouses in the West, including Phoenix, San Antonio, Dallas and Utah.

The Bulls lost out on the Greg Oden-Kevin Durant sweepstakes, getting the ninth pick in the draft, courtesy of the Eddy Curry trade with the Knicks. This was expected, however, as they only had a 1.9 percent chance of winning the draft lottery. This summer, the Bulls will only have their mid-level exception to spend under the cap, $5.5 million, as Kirk Hinrich’s five-year, $47.5 million extension kicks in, and Ben Wallace is being paid $15 million a season for three more years.

Due to the NBA changing their draft rules, making it so Americans have to be one year out of high school, and foreign players 19-years-old, this is one of the deepest drafts ever because it has held phenomenal talents like Oden and Durant in college to gain more playing experience.

Because the Bulls will not have the money to make a splash in free agency, they will only be able to get a semi-decent veteran who can score inside. At pick nine in the draft, Yi Janlian from China, Joakim Noah from Florida, Spencer Hawes from Washington and Marc Gasol from Spain are expected to be available. None of these guys are expected to be major impact players like Oden or Durant, but unlike Wallace, they can score inside, which is what this team needs.

Although it may seem that it is impossible to make a trade for Kevin Garnett or Pau Gasol, it is not. I recently asked Chicago Tribune basketball writer Sam Smith how the Bulls would make the salaries match if they were to trade for the likes of Garnett or Gasol, as I looked at the payroll, and Wallace and Hinrich were the only players who could make a deal work. He said that I was right, they’d have to be included, but to do it without giving them up, they can still do it. He said they would have to do a sign-and-trade with P.J. Brown, and package some expiring contracts such as Chris Duhon and Victor Khryapa.

As for the current roster, there is plenty to do. Tyrus Thomas must develop a mid-range jumper. Luol Deng and Ben Gordon are due extensions, which Paxson says he will start working on in August, as he did last year for Hinrich. Thabo Sefolosha must continue to develop. Hinrich and Ben Gordon need to be more consistant with their play. Andres Nocioni must stay healthy. The Bulls coaching staff is going to need to monitor Hinrich’s minutes next season, as he is going to be playing for Team USA again this summer, despite the team’s wishes he not. Management has said they would prefer him to take it easy over the summer and lift, but they are not going to demand he not play.

While a lot of work is to be done, this team is very close to returning to dominance.

Ozzie Guillen will never learn

Add Mike North to his list of enemies, going off on him today on the Score. Hey, Ozzie, ever heard of a concept called I don’t give a shit what people say?? Try it. It’s a really good thing to do.

Let’s see Ozzie’s enemy list now:

Jay Mariotti
Magglio Ordonez
Carlos Lee
Hunter Wendelstedt
Buck Showalter
Vicente Padilla
Chris Duncan
Dave Duncan
Delmon Young
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
St. Louis Cardinals
Texas Rangers
Chicago Cubs
Cleveland Indians
Cubs fans
Indians fans
Jason Grimsley
Brandon McCarthy
Mike North

WOW!! If I wanted to, I could write a whole book about how to make enemies and all the evidence I would need is Ozzie.

Great work, Jerry!! FIRE JERRY ANGELO!!

Way to fuck up the draft!! Taking a guy who writes rap that is on the levels of Don Imus’ “nappy-headed hoes” comment, and Ozzie’s “fucking fag” remark. So in addition to an inferior player, we take someone with issues. Anthony “White Lighting” Gonzalez from Ohio State would have been a better player than “G-Reg”

You can hear the despicable rap here: http://www.myspace.com/seventhfloorcrew

Of course is this any surprise. This is Thug U, a school known for producing thugs with no respect for the game. The 7th floor crew, LMAO

I thought the Bears were about character?? Oh yeah, that’s right. A guy named Tank Johnson is still with the team despite his guns arrest and being at a bar after being told not to. Halas Hall continues to be flip-flops.

Furthermore, his agent is someone with the last name Rosenhaus. Where have I heard that name before?? Oh yeah: HE HAPPENS TO BE LANCE BRIGGS’ AGENT, the same Lance Briggs who Angelo is being a dick with. Way to fuck it up Jerry.