Today, Kobe got suspended 1 game for elbowing Manu Ginobli. What b.s. That was not intentional at all. James Posey tried to injure Loul Deng and he only got one game from it. So let me get this straight: Hitting someone with an elbow that was not intentional gets you the same penalty as decking someone with intention to injure?? WOW!!! Maybe since the NBA doesn’t care about Posey’s thug actions, the Bulls ought to seriously injure Wade, knowing that they should only get a 1-game suspension. But to be safe, they should use a scrub like Barrett or Khryapa

So the Cubs signed Cliff Floyd today to be Derrek Lee’s backup at 1B and to play OF. One problem: Floyd is not someone you sign as premium re-bonk insurance. Floyd has been bonked before on defense, just like Derrek Lee got bonked last year. Floyd is someone you sign for supplemental re-bonk insurance. Is this Hendry’s new love?? First we enjoy signing pitchers who are struck with Wood and Prior syndrome, now we sign guys who get bonked on defense. What’s next?

So today Scott Podsednic underwent surgery on his groin. His groin has been nothing but trouble for the last 2 years, when he married Lisa Dergan. He needs to stop f—ing w/ her. Lisa Dergan has been nothing but trouble for Podsednic. As long as Podsednic is married to her, he’s going to suck. The White Sox are stupid for keeping him.

I propose that a pitcher with chronic arm/shoulder/elbow problems in their throwing arm as being diagnosed as a pitcher struck with Wood and Prior Syndrome. It makes perfect sense to call it Wood and Prior Syndrome, as Wood and Prior are the pioneers of this condition. The glass doll twins have chronic arm/shoulder/elbow problems. After all, we get a surgery named after Tommy John and a disease named after Lou Gehrig, why not name a condition after Wood and Prior??